I chased a dragon through the woods, haranguing him all day. "I'll catch you soon!" I taunted. "You can never get away. There's no escaping me, my friend," I confidently cried. "You might as well stop running, there is nowhere you can hide." "I think that I will simply lop your head off with my sword." The dragon stopped and whirled about and ominously roared. "You'd better think again," he boomed, and glared into my eyes. "In case you hadn't noticed, I'm a dozen times your size. It's evident that I'd prevail if ever we should fight, I'm quite accomplished with my claws, and furthermore, I bite!" I thought about the dragons words, and I couldn't disagree- I chased a dragon through the woods, and now he's chasing me. -- Jack Prelutsky -- From It's Raining Pigs and Noodles by Jack Prelutsky, published by Greenwillow Books, 2000. |