
Louder than a clap of thunder, louder than an eagle screams, louder than a dragon blunders, or a dozen football teams, Louder than a four alarmer, or a rushing waterfall, louder than a knight in armor jumping from a ten-foot wall. Louder than an earthquake rumbles, louder than a tidal wave, louder than an ogre grumbles as he stumbles through his cave, Louder than stampeding cattle, louder than a cannon roars, louder than a giant's rattle, that's how loud my father SNORES! -- Jack Prelutsky --(1984)
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